Les maximes du management moderne

(Elles sont trop belles en anglais et je suis un trop mauvais traducteur,
alors je vous les livre telles quelles:)

• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings,
  they did it by killing all those who opposed them.


• If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...
  then you probably haven't completely understood
  the seriousness of the situation....

• Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.


• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


• Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity


• A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.


• Plagiarism saves time.


• If at first you don't succeed, try management.


• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.


• TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.


• The beatings will continue until morale improves.


• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.


• We waste time, so you don't have to.


• Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!


• Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.


• A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.


• When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.


• INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.


• Succeed in spite of management.


• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

(source : un camarade anonyme qui veut garder sa place...)